From the recording Dumb Bat Snake
Dumb Bat Snake is about a young and ambitious, mad scientist in the making, who almost opens Pandora’s box while tampering with gene splicing… only to be saved by his own ironic bumbling and creating a new life form that’s far too dumb to live.
released November 20, 2023
MUSIC AND LYRICS BY POWER FALCON
ENGINEERED, MIXED, AND MASTERED BY MEGHAN GOHIL AT: www.hollywoodrecordingstudio.com
Lyrics
I was just an intern on the gene splicin' production line
I made sure to take notes, that's the way to go
i gotta ride it slow if I'm to find the holy grail
Gonna try improve life, mixing matching overdrive
then I had an idea I knew I had to try
I had to make it gross I had to make it slither and fly
Doc Simmons
Bat Snake!
I know you got to make living
but the best you did was just a dumb bat snake
Aww Doc Simmons
Bat Snake!
You claim to work with what your given
but the best you did was just a dumb bat snake
Tried to cover my tracks, that's when things got bad
sneak them in a pillow case, how was I to know?
that they would try to mate and they would replicate like rabbits
Invasive species has broken loose into the wild
it would seem they can't think, already on the brink
and now they're extinct they're just too dumb to survive
Doc Simmons
Bat Snake!
I know your focused and your driven
but the best you did was just a dumb bat snake
Aww Doc Simmons
Bat Snake!
I know there’s sharks there where your swimming
but the best you did was just a dumb bat snake
You tried you very best to hide evidence
you buried the samples right next to your fence
you promised yourself there'd be no more suspense
but one more got out and was found by the press
Awww well, looks like I'm gonna be away for a long time
but when I finally get out there won't be any more bat snakes for me
oh hell no! Next time its gonna be: COW LIZARDS!